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i am super duper awesome, and newgrounds is a fun site=D i also enjoy it when people take time to make a creative flash, keep going guys/girls!
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what do viagra and disneyland have in common?
they both make u wait an hour for a 2 minute ride
there is a blonde a brunette and a red head, there is a mirror in front of them and it sucks them in if they tell a lie, so the brunette says that she thinks she is the preetiest girl in the world and she gets sucked in, the red head says that she thinks she is the fastest girl in the world and gets sucked in, the blonde said i think..... and gets sucked in
a guy went into a pharmacy and asked if they sold erectile-dysfunction pills. Upon recieving an affirmative, the guy asked, "Can i get it over the counter?" "hmmmm," mused the pharmacist. "maybe if you took two pills"
a young man was being interviewed to join the police force was asked, "what would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" he answered, "call for backup"
have a good laugh=D and also sorry if you are offended in any way by these jokes
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